"I took her out to McDonalds and we had two shakes,” he said when we asked if they did anything to build their relationship. After expressing our own shock that they didn’t just order one shake with two straws, he added, “We didn’t do that – we thought that was too cliché.”

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Give me a eally nice butt


me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

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This is why I love Shai. She’s just perfect.


the aight gatsby

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